It’s time to take a break from our regularly-scheduled programming — AKA Bella Thorne shaking her booty on Snapchat — for some “professional” “modeling” pictures from the hardest-working hottie on social media. AKA some lazy, boring photoshoot for some brand that’s probably paying Bella way too much money for about 10 minutes of work. They didn’t even take the time to Photoshop it so her tongue wasn’t bright orange. But hey, at least now I learned Bella eats Cheetos at work too. I always knew we were meant for each other! I’m sure she’s already got an assistant for it, but if Bella ever needs someone to lick the orange dust of her fingers, let me know. I have years of relevant work experience.
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